This is an important moment in history.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
So I got really, really bored and decided to redraw the US, Canada, and Mexico borders based on geography. Enjoy.