sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

#but why does it have a little pool of water on it #a pool in ur pool

tahthetrickster:

drewapple:

i can only picture these people stranded out in the middle of the ocean in this picture. like there is nothing around them for thousands of miles 

 

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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

shit-in-yer-cereal:

Wow look mom, I’m in a dictionary! 

shit-in-yer-cereal:

Wow look mom, I’m in a dictionary! 

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

zeroyalviking:

So I got really, really bored and decided to redraw the US, Canada, and Mexico borders based on geography. Enjoy.