larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL


Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. 

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

1,037,321 plays

sheepiness:

zombiegenocidest:

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IM SO DONE

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

shvnyyy-e:

prettyawkwardelle:

pvinkillv:

lordflacko91:

rumpelstiltskln:

shopwitme:

rare footage

Raw

Lmao these niggas just screamed like a bunch of bitches 😂😂

HAHAHAHAHA

Exactly how I act when I’m trying to kill a bug

lmfaooooooo

cotilardmarion:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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eyeballfarts:

perks-of-being-chinese:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geomiTREE

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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