I Hope I Go Out With A Bang

anus:

serenkitty:

anus:

how do you uninstall school

by graduating

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

punacceptable:

my life plan

• plan a: win the lottery
• plan b: there is no plan b
• plan c: refer to plan a

cokeflow:

australiansanta:

can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich

tinyglowingscreens:

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow 

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

• People: I can hear your music
• Me: Me too
Jun. 18, 2013 @ 12:30PM - 77,739 notes