i helped out at a primary school today and there was a little girl called ice and when she told me that was her name i said “aw thats cool!!” without realising so even subconsciously i am the funniest person in the world
i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
guys… it’s that time of the year
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
oh my god
10 pm sounds like a good time to start all the hw due tomorrow that i had all week to finish