"He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"

— A six word story (via ariesgrrrl)

technicolor-in-your-eyes:

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

image

pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

whiteboyfriend:

goodbye children

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

victoriagraysonrevenge:

Now, it’s her turn!!!

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills