death-by-lulz:

The last one is the exact thought that crosses my mind on a regular basis, especially when I’m on tumblr.

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memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

death-by-lulz:

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adelinawp:

rosesdancinginmymind:

If Regina could cast a spell that stopped Zelena being able to control her with her heart why couldn’t she just do a spell to protect her heart from being stolen like she did with Henry’s?

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So used to this kind of shit by now.

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

kyousaya:

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"oh hell no i did not resurrect for this"

— jesus after watching the last game of thrones episode probably (via queencersei)

babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party